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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/happyserenaa on 2024-11-16 20:49:31+00:00.

so last night i (20f) went on a date with this guy ive been crushing on forever. hes super cute, funny, like the perfect guy. we went for sushi and it was amazing, great convo, good vibes, all that.

anyways, after dinner he asked me to come over to “watch a movie” (we know what that means lol). i was like omg yes, trying to play it cool. fast forward, we’re on his couch, everything’s chill—then my stomach starts making these insane noises. like not normal grumbles, more like theres a monster in here.

im like ok maybe i can ignore it. nope. i excuse myself to the bathroom bc apparently the sushi was NOT sitting right. i go, do what i gotta do, but when i flush… nothing happens. toilet just gurgles at me like nah fam. i try again (huge mistake) and the water starts rising. full panic.

so now im in his bathroom, staring at this toilet like its my worst enemy. no plunger, no idea what to do. i literally thought about jumping out the window and disappearing forever. finally i open the door and go, “uhh so your toilet isnt working.”

he comes in, looks at it, and just goes “oh… yikes.” then HE has to fix it while im standing there wishing i was dead. to be fair, he laughed it off and said “dont worry, happens to everyone” but like… no way hes texting me again.

TLDR: sushi destroyed my stomach and i clogged my crush’s toilet on our first date, he had to fix it while i stood there dying.