• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    Our moon has a moonmoon, it’s just tidally locked to the dark side of the moon. That’s where the moon landing really happened. They say it was a moon landing, but that’s impossible because the moon is, in fact, a flat disc with one face facing us. You’d slide right off it. But the moonmoon is a sphere, a hollow sphere. So the moon landing was really a moonmoon landing, and that’s where the US built the space base that they gave to China after Nixon visited. That’s where all the frozen Chinese food in the supermarket comes from. From inside the hollow moonmoon, that’s what they use it for. That’s also why the Chinese food in the supermarket is frozen. Because space is cold.