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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Sad_Manufacturer_257 on 2024-11-16 23:06:23+00:00.
I work in an Amazon FC and today while loading a truck I squatted and felt a slight breeze accompanied by a ripping feeling. Thankfully I was in the truck alone so I shot and felt my butt to see if my shorts ripped.
BUT NO, they hadn’t so I checked the front to just to make sure. No tears, so I moved on and kept loading the truck and eventually I felt more and more ripping before it finally dawned on me… my boxers had been ripping, I’ve been letting my breezy balls hang loose all day as my boxers continued to rip. Finally by the end of shift which is now. My boxers are ripped up to my man hood in the front and the seam in the back…
And I can never tell my wife about this, because she been telling me for weeks to buy new clothes… she’s right but I will never let her know she was.
TL;DR: I ripped my boxers at work and only proceeded to let it get worse.
EDIT: I told my wife, she laughed at me and then asked to see how bad it was XD, she’s now going on about me needing to listen and buy clothes…