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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Babe_Raspberry on 2024-11-21 13:30:37+00:00.

So yeah this happened earlier today and I still wanna die. I’m 20F and had to do this big presentation on Zoom for one of my classes. I was already nervous cuz public speaking freaks me out, but I had my notes ready and was just trying to get through it.

About halfway through, my professor (he’s this super serious older guy) stopped me to ask a question. I went to unmute myself, and instead of saying “yes, professor,” my brain fully glitched and I said “yes, daddy.”

The second it left my mouth, I just froze. The whole class went dead silent. Then someone in the chat was like “no way” and people started spamming laughing emojis. My professor just stared at me for what felt like forever and was like, “uh… let’s move on.”

I tried to play it off and keep talking, but I was so flustered I forgot half my points. People in the chat wouldn’t stop. One dude literally renamed himself to “Daddy” on Zoom. I logged off right after cuz I couldn’t deal with the shame.

Now my group chat is roasting me nonstop. They’re sending memes and calling me “Daddy Girl” and I’m scared to show up to class next week. I swear I’ll never live this down.

TL;DR: Accidentally called my professor daddy during a Zoom presentation and now my entire class thinks it’s hilarious.