This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Rude_Welcome_3269 on 2024-11-28 20:07:26+00:00.

This is a rule following version of the post. I don’t think I’m allowed to put a link in so no link to original post.

Warning: kinda gross

This is my first Reddit post. When I started writing I somehow accidentally posted the first sentence as an AMA idk how but here’s the MC.

I was probably about 10 years old and had an awful history of motion sickness. Really awful motion sickness, so bad that I threw up on a PADDLEBOARD. My family was going on a vacation because my parents had gotten a ton of miles and we were splurging going to England and Scotland (I’m from the US). After a couple days in London, we took a small Ryan Air flight over to Scotland for a day or two.

It was terrible and a really small plane so a lot of turbulence and other things. The whole flight, I was on the verge of throwing up and felt so awful. When the plane finally landed, it was super rough and an awful landing with a lot of stop start on the breaks (which causes me to have really bad motion sickness).

When it finally stopped, I was groaning and we were asking the flight attendant for a bag, but since it was Ryan Air, they took every cost cutting measure which included not having barf bags. I was about to throw up. My mom then asked to cut to the front so I could throw up off the plane, which the flight attendant thought was just us trying to cut the line (which wasn’t far).

We were in the middle/front of the plane and the flight attendant just basically told us no and basically said snobbishly to me to throw up because she thought that I was faking. I held it in my throat and when it was finally our time to go down the aisle (we were still in the top half of the plane) and the flight attendant who was rude was behind us.

Cue MC. I barged down the whole aisle all the way to the front door (it wasn’t a two aisle plane it was just the one in the middle). It was all over the floor and there was no way to get to the front without stepping in the giant puddles of liquified fish and chips. I don’t think there was a back exit as it was a small plane (I could be mistaken) so everyone behind me was trapped. I think they had to call a hazmat team because of the volume (still unsure on the finer details because my parents said they thought they saw one going up but this was a really long time ago). I still remember the jaw on the floor of the flight attendant as I trapped them. I definitely feel awful for all the people behind us and it’s almost definitely a common excuse to cut the line, but wtf Ryan air not giving out 1 cent bags and not letting me go past so I can throw up.

This was many years ago so there are many details that were certainly missed or forgotten.