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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/GovernmentFirm6980 on 2024-12-10 02:45:22+00:00.

This is from a long time ago, was at a restaurant with a few friends late at night. I ordered fries and my friends just ordered pop.

After a bit I had to go to the bathroom. I told my friends, “Hey go ahead and have a few fries while I’m gone. Just leave me at least one.”

Dear reader, you know what sub you are on.

They ordered me another set of fries and we laugh about it the whole time, and paid for both orders of fries.