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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/No-Bottle-7182 on 2023-08-10 23:13:16.

(Throwaway account because my gf uses Reddit)

Me (26m) and Gf (26f) decided to take a romantic bath together. It was going well, we had wine and candles and romantic music going in a nice bubblebath. She was really enjoying herself, but that is when I noticed it a small turd about the size of an acorn floated to the top of the tub and grazed against my arm.

I screamed and hopped out of the tub, and at first my girlfriend tried to play it off and say it was a leaf or something but then came clean. I was just disgusted in the whole thing and hopped in the shower and went to sleep.

The next day my gf surprised me when I got home from work with the tub drawn and wanted to make it up to me with a nice night, but I refused and told her I didn’t want to bathe with her again.

She got super offended and said she couldn’t help it due to her IBS. She explained she just thought she was farting and won’t do that again in the tub, but I just wasn’t into it and just got in the shower. She started crying and hasn’t talked to me the rest of the night. She locked herself in the room and started playing sad Taylor Swift songs and told me to sleep on the couch. AITA?