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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/IllustriousDonutMan on 2023-08-11 18:55:59.

The title pretty much sums it up, but I will give everyone some context. My wife loves sex now, but it takes her a lot of work to reach a climax. Just to paint a picture, she essentially lays on her stomach while I presume a planking position over her while thrusting. This is the only position that works for her, and she does NOT like my weight on her during this time. So, I am essentially planking while thrusting for 25-30 minutes on average each time we do the deed. I don’t know how many fitness people are reading this, but they can attest that planking is the worst thing ever. But the silver lining is my abs are freaking solid now.

During one of our “sessions” we presumed her favorite position at the edge of the bed. After about 5 minutes I felt a slight ache in my low back, but I wanted to please her so I didn’t stop. Big mistake. During one of the final trusts, I hear a loud crack in my back and I scream in pain. Next, my hand slips off the side of our elevated bed and land tile floor smacking the back of my head against the ground. To my dismay, I only had a split second to realize that I accidentally dragged her off the bed with me. Everything seemed to move in slow motion for me as ALL of her weight landed on my face, smashing my head against the floor again. She is not a large person, but 120 pounds dropping onto someone’s face can knock anyone out, and that is what happened. Everything went black.

I was in and out for a while after that, so I don’t really know what happened, but when I finally came to my senses, I’m literally being wheeled out of my house by EMS. I had gauze shoved up my nose, with a large man smiling from ear to ear standing over me. “Good morning, Champ,” he said.

They rushed me to the hospital; I had a concussion along with a broken nose. Interestingly enough, the doctor told me that I would be surprised by how often people end up in the hospital because of sex-related reasons. Who would have thought?

This happened a while ago and I felt like some people on here would find it amusing. Needless to say, we have been searching for other positions that work for her.

TL;DR: During sex, my wife can only finish in one position. I threw my back out, fell off the bed, and she fell on face sending me to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose.