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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/45ghr on 2023-08-11 19:29:24.

This is inspired by another post today about someone giving his gf pepper spray.

Got a call from my mom today about her using the pepper spray I got her. She said she wanted to test it in case she ever needed it. Now, she had a test spray to do just that, but didn’t know it.

So, to begin the comedy of errors, she sprayed it into the bathroom sink, a small bathroom. It got on her hands, and back spray got into her eyes. She then tried to wipe it off her eyes.

As you can imagine, that’s a bad call. She rubbed in more. It hurt so much that, being older, she ended up crying and peeing some. As she peed herself, her hands went to her crotch. You can see where this is going.

So, liquid fire in her eyes, nose, and crotch, she stumbles into the shower and turns it on. Blinded, she slips and pulls down the shower rod and curtain.

Thankfully she wasn’t too banged up, but she called me a few hours after crying with laughter about the whole thing. Take it as a cautionary tale, yall.

TL;DR: my mom tested pepper spray, in the worst way possible. In a scene out of a comedy, she destroys the bathroom.