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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/lokihen on 2023-08-11 20:49:34.

Ex-bf I haven’t seen in 20 years. Amicable split so usually we send a happy birthday email on the respective days, but not friends anymore. Today he sent a ‘missing you’ email, to which I replied that I just came in from witnessing the bloodbath of my neighbor’s pet ducks that were mauled by a dog. Hint: I’m not in the mood.

He replies ‘I want you’. WTF? I just can’t. Dropping the rope and walking away from my laptop now.

Going to see if neighbors need any more help.