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The original was posted on /r/walmart by /u/scamiam00 on 2023-08-12 00:01:42.

I’ve escaped. I’m free. I quit. I have a job in my field that I absolutely love and I never have to chip ham again.

I have a fight or flight response to rotisserie chicken and Walmart Blue makes me physically ill but I’m out. I’ll figure out the rest of the long-term psychological impacts later.

Stay strong, my brothers and sisters in Walton. I’ll wait for you all on the other side.

To my former team,

I hope to never have the misfortune of working with such a repulsive trope of catty assholes again.

I wish you all the worst in your future endeavors. May your efforts be in vain and your prospects crumble to dust. It is my sincerest hope that your misfortune extends to your progeny and you all be blessed with a long, miserable life.

With all the disrespect you have so graciously afforded me,

MJ Deli Closer and FAFO Extraordinaire