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The original was posted on /r/cremposting by /u/sqw4l on 2025-01-22 15:01:30+00:00.
All Radiant Spren are, of course, kissable. But what if you want to make out with them? Not just a smooch, but really get in there and swap spit. I’ve ranked the 9 types of Radiant Spren based on how well a person could make out with them.
S tier
Honorspren: They’re basically humans, they’re just blue and glory. You can totally make out with honorspren.
A tier
Inkspren: Inkspren are described as “reminiscent of an unfinished statue,” so it may be somewhat uncanny to make out with them. Nevertheless, they still look and presumably feel pretty human, and can probably be made out with.
B tier
Cultivationspren: Depictions of Cultivationspren shown them as pretty human-looking. They are, however, made of vines. That would probably feel weird to make out with. Nevertheless, you could do it, and vines are actually organic and stuff.
C tier
Lightspren: They’re made of metal, kind of? It would be weird and uncomfortable to make out with a metal mouth.
Peakspren: Peakspren are made of rocks. It would be weird and uncomfortable to make out with a metal mouth.
D tier
Mistspren: Mistspren don’t have normal faces. Instead, they have masks over a head of mist. They don’t have a tounge! There can’t be any tounge action!
Ashspren: Ashspren are characterized by part of their bodies that stretch and strain falling apart and building back together. While this means you could make out with an Ashspren, their mouth and tounge would constantly disintegrate! It would be terrible to make out with an Ashspren.
F tier
Highspren: Do Highspren have faces? Lips? A mouth? I don’t think they do. If it turns out they do, they probably leap to B tier, until I know more, F tier. From what I’ve seen of the Highspren, they deserve it.
Liespren: Their head is a pattern. They have no tounge, or mouth, or anything resembling a mouth. And their head is constantly moving around. You can’t make out with Cryptics.