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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/rushofdesire on 2025-02-04 03:20:10+00:00.

This morning, I was running late and thought I’d save time by multitasking. While brushing my teeth, I tried to feed my cats at the same time. One thing led to another, and somehow, I dropped my toothbrush into their food bowl. Disgusting, but whatever—I figured I’d just grab a new one.

Then, as I was pouring my coffee, my Frenchie ran between my legs, and I spilled it all over my shirt. Had to change.

Finally, already frustrated, I grabbed my phone to check the time… and dropped it face-down on the floor. Screen cracked.

So yeah, I thought I was being efficient. Instead, I just lost time, ruined my morning, and had to buy a new toothbrush and a screen protector. Lesson learned: multitasking before coffee is a dangerous game.

Anyone else have mornings like this, or is it just me?

TL;DR: Tried to multitask in the morning, ended up dropping my toothbrush in my cat’s food, spilling coffee on myself, and cracking my phone screen. Efficiency = 0, frustration = 100.