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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/RampantCreature on 2025-02-05 17:41:19+00:00.

Henlo frens, Need big halp wif pawyer n soo!

First probmlem. Last night, meowmy made “garbage balls” for mine sisfur Mimosa. But dey no garabage! Dey great fur kitties, made from squished up cronkle papers. Is rood to call garabage! Is no trash, is best hunting instrrm… instrumm… toy thing!

Secumd problmelm. Meowmy make cronkle balls all fur Mimosa! Not fur me boyyo Caltrops. Ai has big sads but then do swat swat when Mimosa not looking. Ai swat toy, n ai play too! Rood to not include boyyo!

Thurd probmlem. After very short furevers, all cronkle balls escape to kitchen and be hide under big “ply-ants-ess” like stove and washer masheen where kitty paws no reach. I meow in distress, but cronkle ball no come out. Mimosa try to swat swat toys but no reach. Sumtimes meowmy get long stick and resquoo toy treasures. But dis time, meowmy LAFF! N they say “did you two seriously lose your toys already? No more” - it so rood! Rood to laff! Rood to deny kitties hunting practice! Pawyer pwease halp!

-Caltrops, voidling tripping hazard