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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/lucas2036 on 2025-02-06 07:40:51+00:00.

We were in a playful mood / stirring each other up. The kids were in their rooms playing. Wife was sitting on the floor with her back against the couch playing her steam deck. I was sitting directly behind her on the couch. We had been playing around all afternoon, slapping each other ass, throwing pillows etc at each other. General shenanigans.

I thought it would be a funny idea to get up and drag my balls across the top of her head on my way to the kitchen. I was freshly showered so balls were fresh asf. As I stood up I preceded to start my great plan. At that moment she moved her head to a weird angle and kinked her neck.

What was supposed to be a funny moment turn into pain and awkwardness.

TL;DR Dragged nuts across my wife’s head, wife kinked neck in the process.

Edit: She is ok. 😂