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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/NotGayRedditGuy on 2025-03-31 17:42:54+00:00.

Ive started buying bananas for my job, we have two 15 minute breaks and om my first one I like to snack.

My first time doing this, I bought 2 bunches of bananas, and brought them home. I bought 2 because I knew my sister would also want bananas, but that seemed to be a mistake. The whole time we had these bananas, everyday, my sister would say “I think you bought too many bananas”, “this is a lot of bananas”, “I think you bought too many bananas”. Day in, and day out.

I spend my hard earned, factory, money on my bananas and she has the gaul to tell me I bought too many? Ok. I’ve now been buying one bunch of bananas, as apposed to the oh so generous two.

Now reader, there are 3 things you may not know.

1. The rule to the bananas was, she could have them, as long as there were enough for me to have one for every day I worked.
2. I work 5 days a week.
3. A bunch of bananas from my kroger has only 6 bananas on them.

No more is she basking in bananas whenever she may please, now she only gets 1 banana a week. She’s talked to me about how she gets stressed at the prospect of leaving me with no bananas, so she doesn’t know if she can have one.

I now get to have my bananas, and no longer hear her complaining about “too many bananas”, like such a thing exists.