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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/JUST___SEND___IT on 2025-05-04 22:58:27+00:00.

Felt a bit hungry on the way back home so I stopped by the McDonald’s near my place. I drank a coffee earlier and really needed to pee, went to the bathroom to find a surprising line of 2 guys outside the McDonald’s bathroom. So in total there were 3 people that peed in the urinal right before me. When it was my turn, I looked down to see a disgusting bright yellow pool of urine, I click the button and surprise, it doesn’t flush. I look away, take a deep breath, and quickly unzip my pants while trying to unload my bladder as quick as I can before I run out of breath. My stream was insane, I felt a sense of euphoria as my bladder thanked me, towards the end of my piss, a guy walks in the door. I quickly zip while holding my breath and as I turn around to catch my breath, I start to black out. Turns out my stream went on for a bit longer than I thought and I think me trying to quickly pee may have had a part in that too. I start stumbling as this male figure stands a legit foot from me, I lose my balance and fall into the hand dryer before jumping to the other side and catching myself on the wall by the mirror. I don’t even look at this guys face, he goes to pee and I start to regain consciousness. I use the soap dispenser and put my hands under the faucet and surprise, it doesn’t work. I literally said out loud no way, and to my dismay, my constant waving of hands in front of the sensor would did not turn out in my favor. I walk out with soap on my hands and also with an incredible amount of aura points lost.

TL;DR: went to McDonald’s to pee, urinal didn’t work, tried to hold my breath while peeing to avoid smelling it, proceeded to black out in front of someone.