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The original was posted on /r/globaloffensive by /u/NoahGuyPerson on 2025-05-06 01:32:31+00:00.

It’s the BLAST.tv Austin Major, Vitality are currently on a 35 match win streak. 100% of pick’ems have them winning the grand final. ZywOo has a 2.00 tournament rating and Falcons bombed out 0-3 after losing to Tyloo in triple overtime.

All hope seems lost, but FaZe Clan win their playoff matches and are in the finals after s1mple and EliGE win a 2v5 at 1-12 down to comeback and win the semifinal.

Its Faze vs Vitality, the odds are 10:1 online. Vitality 13-0 on Faze’s map pick of Dust2. All hope seems lost, but karrigan clutches a 1v4 on 12-11 on Nuke after ZywOo has to use the bathroom mid clutch. On Map 3, FaZe are down 1-12. After a 360 noscope scout shot by frozen, they bring it back to OT. At 15-14, s1mple wins a 1v5 with two jumping noscopes, a blind deagle double, and a flying zeus kill to get a 1HP defuse with 0.01 seconds left.

FaZe win the major. ELiGE is the first American player to win since Cloud9 in 2018, and s1mple wins every remaining tournament of the year, cementing himself as the GOAT. Vitality go on a 30 match loss streak, and Falcons disband after the Saudi government collapses.

Counter-Strike is saved.