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The original was posted on /r/gmecanada by /u/meggymagee on 2025-05-06 04:00:32+00:00.

“Credit Suisse Services AG has pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud the United States for enabling ultra-wealthy Americans to hide assets in offshore accounts—again. YES. AGAIN.”

— U.S. Department of Justice

That’s right—THESE SCUMBAGS JUST GOT CAUGHT AGAIN DOING THE SAME SH*T.

Let me repeat that for the apes in the back still chewing on crayons:

THEY. GOT. CAUGHT. AGAIN. Same bank. Same crime. Same rich-ass clients hiding their tax bills in the Cayman Islands while you pay 30% on your tendies.

This time? 25 individuals with over $700 MILLION in hidden assets.

And the punishment?

Just another wrist slap fine and a corporate plea deal.