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You’re going to be punished for forever after you die if you do. But don’t worry, my imaginary friend loves everyone!

I’ve never seen them, but I know they’re there. Even though they don’t say much of anything either. Someone told me they don’t like me talking about other imaginary friends, since the other ones are actually imaginary.

Anyway, check out this book someone wrote about the stories of my friend. There are other stories too, but I prefer to listen to this great guy in a nice suit tell me what he thinks my friend would say. My imaginary friend is so great.