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The original was posted on /r/exmormon by /u/masterboogway81 on 2025-05-06 16:40:55+00:00.

So I’ve been drinking coffee for a while now, and not once has Beelzebub popped out of my Keurig. No horns. No smoke. Just a nice little energy boost and the warm embrace of caffeine.

Meanwhile, 10-year-old me was convinced one sip would have me joining a biker gang, getting face tattoos, and losing the Light of Christ forever.

It’s almost like… they lied? Weird.

What other completely normal things did we grow up thinking were morally equivalent to kicking puppies?