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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/No-Baby-1455 on 2025-05-09 02:08:15+00:00.

This happened years ago with my two oldest children but to this day still makes me giggle anytime I think about it. My daughter was about 9 at the time and was going through some phase where she was just plain mean (yes, there were consequences and it didnt last long thank goodness). Her little brother was about 4.5 and she had recently began relentlessly yelling at him and bullying him. He was the most tender hearted kid and it broke my heart. One day I heard him snap at her, “You’re mean, Im gonna make you stop.” She said, “No you cant, try me!”

For added context, after this happened I told him I heard what he had said and I was proud of him for standing up for himself. He swore up and down he would make her stop, I didnt think to ask his master plan, I just told him we never get physical, and that we dont hurt people when we are mad. He just grinned, said okay, and walked away.

Fast forward to that night I told them to go get their pajamas on when I heard a scream from my daughters room that I have only heard in horror movies. I ran back to my daughters room with her nonstop shrieking and my son standing in the corner grinning ear to ear. I asked what was going on, and then I saw it, a giant pile of poo on her pillow. He looked her dead in the eyes and said, “You said try me. I betcha you wont be mean to me no more! Mommy, I didnt hurt her, just like you said.” I couldnt even attempt to discipline because I was trying to hold back laughter. It worked, she became much nicer to him. They are now 17 and 12 and to this day if she gets sassy with him all he has to do is say, “dont make me get your pillow” and then they both start laughing.