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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/True_Strength_2442 on 2025-05-13 02:18:41+00:00.

Hey everyone, today I fucked up and had sex with a frat guy I matched with on tinder. I told him that I had a fantasy of having sex in the woods and so we decided to go deep into the woods in New England. The thing is neither one of us brought a blanket or towel to lay on so we were in the grass… it’s May in New England. That means ticks. Lots of ticks. You see I’m not from New England and after I got like 3 ticks off of myself before they bit but apparently I didn’t get all of them and when I went to take my shower I found 2 more and had to remove them. I am now scared that somehow in 5 hours I got Lyme disease even tho it typically takes 36 hours. Don’t do your wildlife fantasies.

TL;DR: fucked a frat boy who will only ever be a situationship and ticks are now my STD 😔