My girlfriend at the time slowly morphed into a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz before her face melted off, first leaving a featureless void, and then a bloody Skeleton face. While all of this is going on, a sped up mishmash of the Wicked Witch’s song that plays while she’s flying in the twister and Black Sabbath’s Paranoid are playing on a continuous loop. I still remember it vividly and have flashbacks of it, and this happened in 1999.

Dicky girls were trying to rape me.