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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Comfortable_Age3800 on 2025-05-22 13:08:36+00:00.

Hello Reddit, this is awkward to post, but I don’t know who to tell and I want to share this to someone else.

Went in for my annual physical. I’m already awkward at the doctor’s office, so I nervously babble or do the whole nod-and-smile thing.

Anyway, the doctor walks in, chats a bit, and says, “Okay, take your pants off and lie on the table.”

And my dumb ass, instinctively, says: “You too.”

There was a long pause. He blinked. I blinked. We both knew what I said, and yet neither of us addressed it.

He just moved on like a champ. Professionalism of the highest order.

I lay on the table in complete silence, fully understanding that I’ll never emotionally recover from this.

TL;DR: Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die.