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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/EnvironmentalAct2469 on 2025-05-23 19:49:40+00:00.

I told this girl I matched with that I ski. I do not ski. But she’s hot, and I’m dumb.

So we go on a weekend trip to a local mountain. She’s like, “Let’s hit some blues to warm up.” I said “cool” while internally googling what the hell a “blue” is.

I rented everything, looked the part, even mimicked some other people on the bunny slope for a solid 10 minutes.

Then came the lift. No one tells you how fast that thing moves. I panicked, missed the seat, clung to the edge like a raccoon on a garbage truck, and got dragged face-first into a snowbank.

She was crying laughing.

I tried to play it off, saying, “Haha, it’s been a while.” Then proceeded to yard-sale my way down the mountain like a cartoon avalanche.

We didn’t go on a second date. But I did get a concussion.

TL;DR: Told a date I knew how to ski. Got publicly humiliated and possibly concussed. Worth it? Not really.