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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/threat024 on 2025-05-29 15:19:16+00:00.

This happened a few months ago. I had been dating this woman for about a month. I travel a lot for my job so we had only had one formal date but had spent a lot of time facetiming and on the phone. I finally was back in town and she planned a date night at her place.

We had an amazing date night at her house. She absolutely killed it. She made steak, shrimp, and baked potato as well as brownies for dessert. We had some drinks and played UNO with a fun amount of trash talk. The chemistry was off the charts. After all that we hit the bedroom and the chemistry there was even better.

Then in the middle of the night I had to go pee. She had a bathroom attached to her bedroom that was only separated by a curtain. I didn’t want to wake her so to avoid turning the light on. just felt my away around until I found the toilet. I started peeing and the sound of the stream hitting the water was pretty loud so I adjusted to hit the side of the bowl. it was much quieter so mission accomplished. I finished up, closed the bowl, washed my hands and went back to bed.

The next morning I am woke up by her screaming “WHAT THE F**K, YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR”. Apparently as I adjusted to piss on the side of the bowl I turned a wee bit too far and pissed directly on her carpet. As she went to use the bathroom it was still soaking and the smell was strong. I tried apologzing but she kicked me out and blocked my number.

TL;DR I took a piss at a woman’s house and missed the toilet and pissed on her floor.