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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/CountingSheep_002tv on 2025-05-30 17:53:19+00:00.

My whole team moved under a different org at work. This new org has implemented several changes since the move, with each new “rule” being more micromanage-y than the last. Instead of being treated as adults that can handle working from home and still meeting our production goals, we now have an idle tracker that pops up after we’ve been for too long. We lovingly refer to it as the gray box. Today I let the gray box know when I had to poop, but refrained from adding that I’m on my cycle and had to exchange feminine hygiene products. I’m sure I’ll get more detailed as I get more fed up with their rules. That being said, anyone have fun ways to express things like having to poop, etc that I can use for the gray box?

ETA- we are all fully remote and based in the U.S.