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The original was posted on /r/Superstonk by /u/PKRagnarok on 2025-06-08 03:13:59+00:00.

I’m going to go full regard and posit some hopium that is 100% guaranteed to be incorrect, so incorrect that I’m typing this with a banana in my colon in advance. So we have project rocket, correct? Obviously this is implying that GameStop has a plan to launch us to the moon. What does a launch require, though? A countdown. What’s the most popular countdown metric known to man? 3-2-1. Tomorrow we get a RK birthday post; Monday is an up day guaranteed. The hype starts to die down and price declines going into Tuesday—but what’s this? Positive earnings beating expectations once again on Tuesday; We go even higher, and hedge funds do their thing, attempting to suppress the price throughout Wednesday. When Thursday starts a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’, though; Here comes the shareholder event with big news to break us out of the atmosphere. 3-2-1. Nothing but bonafide moon cheese to go around. How’s that for a slice of fried disappointment?