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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Late-Track-6500 on 2025-06-15 21:56:21+00:00.

I’m writing this in the car, after easily the most embarrassing thing just happened to me.

For context, I’m out with my family and we decided to grab some food. After the meal, they wanted to stop by Savers. I agreed, no problem.

Until… the food I just ate started doing backflips in my stomach, and I had to take a shit.

With nowhere else to go, I went into the public restroom at the back of the store. The minute I sat on the toilet, the Hershey squirts left my body. I felt some relief… until I realized there was no toilet paper, except for five individual squares on the filthy floor beside the toilet.

I had two options: 1. Use the dirty toilet paper 2. Waddle with my pants around my ankles to the paper towels and back

I chose option 2.

The second I got to the paper towel dispenser, someone opened the door — while I was facing it… pants and underwear at my ankles, with shit in my crack.

I threw my arm out to block the door, but it was too late — dude saw everything. Balls and all.

I went back to the stall and had to go with option 1 anyway. What the actual fuck.

TLDR; Explosive diarrhea with no toilet paper, empty paper towel dispenser, caught with pants down in a public restroom

Edit: since this post is getting some attention I want to mention that; I didn’t even think of using my sock… I think I was in a panic and needed to think fast before someone could open the restroom doors, unfortunately I was a little to late. I’m now going to keep whipes and toilet paper in my car at all times.