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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/SocialJusticeAsFuck on 2025-06-20 01:16:34+00:00.

So today I flew out for a trip and, in an effort to save money, I packed everything into one checked bag to dodge those ridiculous luggage fees. I mean, I sat on this thing to get it zipped. It was a masterpiece of overpacking.

Well. Apparently, the zipper didn’t appreciate the pressure, because when my bag came down the baggage claim carousel, it had given up on life. One of the pockets had burst open. And its contents? Spread out right next to my suitcase like a sad little display of personal hygiene and… other priorities.

There, proudly rotating around the carousel for all to see:

🧴 Shampoo

🧴 Conditioner

🪮 A comb

🍆 A veiny, vibrating dildo with balls.

Just chilling. Right next to families, businessmen, probably someone’s grandma. I froze. A child pointed. I died inside.

Needless to say, I retrieved everything with the grace of a raccoon caught in the act and fled the airport.

TL;DR: Tried to save money on baggage fees, overstuffed my suitcase, zipper broke, and my dildo made a public appearance at baggage claim.