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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Additional_Check_702 on 2025-06-23 11:34:51+00:00.

I was wrapping up a client Zoom meeting and messaging my girlfriend on the side. She had just sent me the sweetest text ever, and my heart was soft.

So when I ended the call, I unmuted and said: “Thanks everyone, great progress today! Okay, love you, bye!”

Immediate silence. Then a few chuckles. Then one guy said, “Love you too, man.”

I wanted to die. I fumbled through a recovery like, “I was uh, talking to my dog… who is in my lap…” (There was no dog.)

The worst part? This was a new client. First big meeting. My boss later Slacked me, “Well, at least they know we care deeply about deliverables.”

I now double-check my windows, tabs, and entire soul before speaking.

TL;DR: Meant to text “I love you” to my girlfriend, said it aloud in a corporate Zoom meeting. My boss will never let it go.