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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Capital-Stay4423 on 2025-06-26 03:36:13+00:00.

I’ve been constipated for a couple weeks and met this cute girl through hinge. She checks all my boxes. We hung out and grabbed lunch one day as a meet and greet and agreed to meet up again. We’ve been texting since then and agreed to meet earlier in the week than planned. I want to make us a picnic and hang out by the river. Got all my ingredients after work and decided, “Hey, haven’t had prune juice in a while and it’d be great if my mind wasn’t focused on cramps all day.”

I started taking swigs from my 1,38L jug. Weird quirk is I actually like the taste. An hour or two of video games go by and I hadn’t realized what I’d done. I drank about 25-28oz of prune juice. Not knowing a single cup or 8 oz is the daily recommendation. The stomach is making the rumblies.

Oh no.

I hit up the washroom. Everyone’s asleep in the house, and I start BLASTING. It didn’t feel awful? Just a torrent of liquid coming out every 5 minutes. One last blast and I hoped it was over. My stomach wont stop rumbling, but I legit feel lighter. Gotta get to sleep but kinda scared. Might’ve sabotaged my date tomorrow if it doesn’t resolve in the next 10 hours.

TL;DR: drank too much prune juice, destroyed my bum, and worried about first date tomorrow as a result