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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/wtf-m8 on 2025-06-28 17:10:47+00:00.

Out of town at a hotel for a conference, high speed Internet and mobile phone in hand, step into the dry shower at the end of a long day at work downstairs. Using the provided lube (conditioner), my work was done in short order.

I then turned on the shower to warm up and went back into the main room to put down my phone.

Here’s the fuck up- we all know, or should, that the best way to clean a protein-rich, goopy substance, does not involve hot water. In fact, hot water just leaves the slippery proteins while washing away the water soluble parts.

Forgetting this, I boldly stride into the glass-walled shower only to nearly break my damn legs and neck as I slid in from one side to the other on what felt like warm ice, barely catching myself on the shower grip handles. Now my foot hurts.

TL;DR: masturbated in shower and slipped on my own hot load, nearly hurting myself very badly.