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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Alternative_Cause186 on 2025-07-01 18:48:43+00:00.

The other day I made broccoli salad. The kind with raw broccoli, cheese, bacon, etc. I used one big crown of broccoli. It filled a big Tupperware container.

On Sunday, I ate half of it for lunch. I had been outside all morning and it was so good and refreshing. “This is the perfect summer lunch,” I thought.

Yesterday I ate some more for lunch. Again, it was just so good. I ate it straight from the container, so happy that I had thought to make this delicious lunch.

Last night, I had broccoli orzo with dinner.

Today…I am fighting for my life in the bathroom. I’m so bloated, I look 6 months pregnant. Earlier, I was sure my entire digestive tract was going to burst out of my body.

I eat a pretty high fiber diet, so I didn’t even think twice about eating that much broccoli.

But now? Idk if I ever want to eat it again.

TL;DR I got overzealous with broccoli and my digestive system is getting it’s revenge.