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The original was posted on /r/ghoststories by /u/sinneuges on 2025-07-02 16:02:30+00:00.

Oh sure, Karen, the wind opened my locked attic door, played the piano, and whispered my dead grandma’s name in Latin. Next time I’ll ask it to pay rent too. Why do normies think ghosts are shy breezes? 😂 Let’s raise a haunted toast to never gaslighting ourselves again! 👻