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The original was posted on /r/philadelphia by /u/SculpinIPAlcoholic on 2025-07-05 22:11:05+00:00.


I don’t know if anyone else knows about this, but in the rest of the United States there’s kind of this big thing with making jokes about Myrtle Beach, NC and how trashy and low class it is. The Philadelphia Metropolitan Area seems to be the one place where the “Myrtle Beach humor” doesn’t exist. I suspect it’s probably because everyone here makes annual pilgrimages to Wildwood every summer, and Wildwood makes Myrtle Beach look like San Tropez by comparison.

And I don’t mean it sucks now, I mean it’s always sucked.