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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/kintaco on 2025-07-06 07:03:36+00:00.

This just happened a few minutes ago. I was coming down my stairs to the living room after shower Ming when my dog started growling and barking. I figured once he saw it was me he would stop barking. But he kept on barking. I stopped and just looked at him for about 30 seconds to see if he would finally realized it was me. I then decided to run towards the sofa, which had him right in my path. He ran away crying and whimpering. I then sat down on the sofa and called him. He came to me finally realizing who I was, then as I comforted him I smelled a nasty smell. My wife thought I had made him pee himself, however it smelled worse than just pee. I turned on the lights higher and sure enough I had made him pee and crap himself. Not just crap, but diarrhea. It stuck up the living room pretty bad. I felt bad after that, I won’t be scaring him again.

TL;DR: My dog didn’t recognize me so I scared him by running toward him and he peed and crapped all over the living room.