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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/missdawn1970 on 2025-07-07 19:23:23+00:00.

Hewwo frens! Atticus here, big floofy boy, 9 years old. Strange ting happen dis morning. One of deh windows frum which ai so enjoy watching deh birbs was blokked by big big ting. Sed “U-HAUL” on deh side.

Ai am bery smort boy, gud at commoonikatin wit deh hoomans. So ai gotted Momma-- her always fix everyting. Her wuz gettin reddy fur werk, and ai yelled to git her attenshun an led her to deh livin room. Den ai looked at deh window an yelled agen to maek sher she notissed deh problem. Den I looked bak at Momma, looked at window, looked bak at Momma and yelled wunce moar. It tooked her a minnit (she not smort liek me). Den her sed “Oh, deh noo naybors are moovin in. Donut werry, big truk will be gawn soon.”

SOON??? Dat not good enuff! Oh shur, dere are udder windows ai can look owt, but ai wanted to look owt DAT window! An Momma not maek deh big truk go away! Can ai soo Momma, and wut would deh court consider reezonuble compensashun fur dis owtrage?