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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/immaturedoods on 2025-07-13 01:57:32+00:00.

This happened a few hours ago and I can’t stop laughing about it.

So, after I ate dinner. I was still hungry. But i didn’t want seconds because the Alfredo sauce was too watery and it made my noodles have this baby food texture that i didn’t particularly like. Now, it’s not anyone’s fault. Not what I’m saying at all. My mom had just bought the wrong Alfredo sauce on accident. (I’m not bashing my nurse or my mom) But my nurse made it, so i ate it because i was being nice and didn’t want to hurt her feelings. Now, keep in mind i have cerebral palsy and handicapped in a wheelchair (Sorry if I’m over explaining, it’s a habit).

Anyways, i finished dinner and i was thinking of a grilled cheese burrito from Taco Bell and that’s when i said, “you wanna know something funny? I’m craving cock” took me a second to realize what I said. “Wait- hold up-“ did I just say that? She died laughing. I died laughing that I think I pulled something and then my belly became to hurt because I laughed harder then I planned to. I was quite embarrassed to say the least.

TL;DR: accidentally told my nurse I was craving cock😭😭😭

Edit: these comments are making me laugh. Stay tuned for any other eff ups I have in the future lmaooo😭😭😭