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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Accomplished-Fix1204 on 2025-07-14 15:59:34+00:00.

We got stuck in traffic on the way home from the a date. We went to an Italian place and saw the new Superman movie. My boyfriend is lactose intolerant and we suspect a mild gluten sensitivity, he knows this and still decided to get chicken alfredo. In general I really don’t care, I mean I’m not his mother so he can eat whatever he wants. Unfortunately got stuck in some traffic on the way back from the movies. His stomach was pretty upset and he told me he wasn’t feeling too hot. It was raining pretty heavily and traffic wasn’t moving. He said he needed to fart badly and I told him go ahead. It definitely wasn’t an ideal situation to roll the windows down and for some reason a few of them haven’t been coming all the way down. It’s an older car honestly he got from his parents. I’m getting over a cold and my sense of smell is pretty muted right now, so I figured I’d deal.

Nope. I didn’t hear anything, I just saw him looking a little bit too relieved. I don’t think I’ve ever gagged from the smell of a fart before… I could literally taste it somehow. We ended up rolling the windows down and it barely helped. The smell took what felt like forever to dissipate then this man had the nerve to fart again. I fear that my nose hairs and tastebuds may never be the same again. Gluten and dairy farts should be illegal.

TL:DR I told my boyfriend he could fart in the car while we were stuck in traffic.