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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 on 2025-07-16 14:46:00+00:00.

Dis Papas da Chonk Potat. So I ben meowing at yu all abot da dangurz ov da hoomin littar bocks room. To alert mine hoomins, who are ecksepshunaly dum, I ben peein and poopin in demz littar bocks room, speshuly da rane aria were dey yuus watur insted of lickin deyselfs like a normul aminal.

Dey not onley not tak da hint, dey CLOS DA DORE to keep me owt! Can yu beleev? How very dare! I jus tryin to keep demz saf, doin mine job as a OCHA inspeccfur, an dey cuberin it up insted!!