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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CeroMiedo182 on 2025-07-19 04:32:27+00:00.

So I’m on this overnight flight, and nature calls. I get up to pee and head to the bathroom, but there’s a line in the aisle.

A person starts coming back down the aisle who just used the bathroom, so I do the polite thing and turn sideways to let them pass. Big mistake.

As I turned to let them pass, I accidentally let one slip and ripped one of the loudest, most unapologetic farts of my life, right into the face of the poor guy sleeping in the aisle seat behind me. Like, directly. No buffer. Maximum impact.

Luckily he and the rest of the row had AirPods in and were fully knocked out, but this guy in the direct line of fire was mouth wide open, but no reaction. My guardian angel blessed me. I hope he didn’t wake up with a foul taste in his mouth and doesn’t get pink eye.

TL;DR: Got up to pee on a flight, turned sideways to let people pass, and accidentally ripped a massive fart right in a sleeping guy’s face. Thankfully, he had AirPods in and didn’t wake up.