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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/garri128 on 2025-07-29 20:06:36+00:00.

Posted in another community and gave some people a good laugh so thought I’d share on my impressment.

I was using the bathroom at work this morning to relieve my bowels of some building pressure. All part of the normal routine.

I am going on a trip this weekend to golf. Looking forward to it, while sitting on the toilet, I watched a hole by hole walkthrough for about 20 minutes.

Not really realizing it, and the implications it could have, my legs went completely numb from sitting on the toilet too long. I stood up and bent over to wipe, and fell head first through the stall door (enough force that it became unlatched) and onto the ground. This scared the shit out of the person using the urinal beside it. And he nearly peed on me as he frighteningly turned around as I was scrambling to get back up with my pants down, ass out, and the stall door swinging out and around right at him, almost hitting him. Getting up was no small feat, pants around my ankles, numb legs, I thought I’d never walk again as I scooted back into the stall to finish what I started. I don’t think I can come to work once word gets out about this.

TL;DR: legs fell asleep sitting on toilet for too long. Leaned forward to wipe and lost all balance, falling forward and busting through stall door.