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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/HomeworkDry1499 on 2025-08-01 14:28:51+00:00.

This morning, I woke up to a cute “good morning” text from my girlfriend. Half-asleep, I thought I was replying to her… and sent a very, VERY inappropriate message that included the words “last night’s performance” and “round two tonight.”

Except… it went to my MOM.

I didn’t realize until she responded with: “Sweetie… I think this was meant for someone else. I hope you’re being safe.”

I wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out. My girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious. My mom, unfortunately, now thinks I’m some kind of Casanova. Thanksgiving is going to be a nightmare.

TL;DR: Long story short, this literally a f moment for both my family and my relationship. I dont know where to go now. Somebody there give me shelter right now and alcohol to drink.