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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/-ShikariFerrari- on 2025-08-04 17:23:13+00:00.

Technically, it happened yesterday. But I found out today and it will probably haunt me forever.

My wife and I are currently trying for a baby. I love her a lot and am very attracted to her, but sometimes sex can feel like a bit of a chore when you’re trying to conceive. Last night was one of those times. This is where I fucked up…

Neither of us could really be bothered to do the deed, so I jokingly suggested booking her in for tomorrow instead. To carry on the joke, I sent her a calendar invite subject titled “Sex”, location “bedroom” and time from 9:00 to 10:00 p.m. I expected her to see it, laugh it off, and that would be that.

That didn’t happen—and I forgot all about it.

I turned up to work today, and it turns out the reason my wife didn’t mention it is because I’d sent the invite to my boss instead. Who is also a man.

Luckily, I have a good relationship with him—he brought it up straight away, and I told him the reason why.

We both got a good laugh out of it, and so did my wife when I told her, so I guess the joke kind of worked… just not as intended.

TL;DR: sent a meeting invite for sex to my boss instead of my wife.