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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Arokthis on 2025-08-12 02:44:10+00:00.

My 32 year old housemate has a daughter that will be 8 in October. Housemate took daughter and 9 year old stepdaughter out for a drive to alleviate some of their cabin fever. They stopped somewhere and she allowed them to buy some of those cheap plastic recorders, AKA Satan’s flutes. (IYKYK, IYDKYDWTK!)

As soon as I saw the damned things, I told the girls they could only be played outside or I would break them in half.

The almost-8-year-old proceeded to stand right outside the OPEN door and let rip for a minute or so before her mother snatched it from her and said “Okay. You’re done for the day.” and slamming the door in her face.