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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ghostgirl984 on 2025-08-12 18:50:11+00:00.

Since so many people found my psych ward “toilet paper mummy” story amusing, I thought I’d share another time I embarrassed myself.

When I was in the hospital, we had these little white nicotine vapes the kind that don’t produce vapor. I got one, and since I vape outside the hospital too, I was chatting with a few other patients and casually said I call mine my “white rabbit.”

Right then, this like 50 year old guy comes up to me and goes, “You ever kiss a white rabbit between the ears?”

I was confused. I said, “No?” He then pulled his pockets inside out.

I was still standing there ??? Confused while everyone else was laughing so hard they were almost crying. The guy walked away quickly, and I was left wondering what the hell just happened.

About 30 minutes later, it hit me the whites of his pocket liners were the “ears,” and well the “rabbit” was in between. I felt so stupid.

😵‍💫😬 Ps before you ask no I ain’t kissed his white rabbit 🤮

TL;DR In the psych ward, I called my vape a “white rabbit.” A guy asked if I’d ever kissed a white rabbit between the ears, then pulled his pockets inside out. I didn’t get it until 30 minutes later the “rabbit” was in between.