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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Far_Rhubarb7177 on 2025-08-24 07:29:42+00:00.

So my job is delivering packages for Amazon Flex. One recent day, I had a package to deliver to a business, and unlike many business deliveries, this one had a “no recipient required” in the delivery instructions. This meant that I wouldn’t have to get a signature for the delivery. BUT, the delivery notes from the business itself very emphatically said that they didn’t want the package left unattended. Well, this delivery was at 7:00 AM, and it turned out that the business didn’t open until 11:00 that day, long after my delivery block was over.

So I returned the package to the Amazon station at the end of my delivery block. I was annoyed that I had to make this extra trip, but I also felt kind of good about it because it meant that the business wasn’t going to get their package that day, so it was a kind of revenge to them for making such delivery demands!

Hey…make stupid rules, get stupid results! 🤣