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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/Different-Dance-7537 on 2025-09-03 03:08:38+00:00.

Bestest crimez eber! Free in a row!

First crime: Pawpa had the outside door in his workshop open, not lookin at mee. So, Ai chust took mai liddl self out de dor and toddled aroun de howse, enjoying de cool air ob de darktiem an de scuttlin aroun of de tiny critters eberywear. So much funs. Ai slipped aroun de house to de frunt an heered moar tiny critters. Ai wuz chust bout to chog down de hill when hier come Pawpa wif hims big lite stik, lookin fur mee. Him scoop mee up an kerry mee into de howse. Bummer.

Secun crime: Ob corse, Ai munch some grass wen I make mai eskape, so ob corse, Ai need to hork. Rite in de middl ob de kitchn floor. horkhorkhork. Ai heerd Pawpa make a big groan wen him heered mee.

Fird crime: Ai make a hudg pee in de litter boks. Ai bin too busy habin fun’s owtside in the dark time to do it owtside, yoo kno. Ob corse, Pawpa chust kleen de boks minits afur Ai make mai grate eskape. Moar hebby the groans frum Pawpa.

It all beed so glorious! Owtside aloan in de dark, de horkhorkhork, an de big noisy pee in de boks. Ai shtill doin de lafflafflaff. 😹😹😹🐾

Go crimez.